You're France!
Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else.  At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else.  You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter.  Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Och nu ska jag och pappa åka till Örebro och hjälpa Vickie och Fredrik med sin flytt. Och jag ska skruva IKEA-möbler för fulla muggar. Eho!